Chat box fun

I rarely if ever feel inclined to get involved in banter at the poker table live, but online's a very different matter.

Last night, playing cash on Party Poker, just got sucked out on the river when a guy hit his gutshot.
"Nice fish".
"I am the one who has fished you".
At this point I check his location, the better to localise my response.
"I suppose I'm lucky not to have ended up in your basement as a sex slave, given that you're Austrian".
He does the same and comes back with the devastating:
"IRELAND GAY CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!"

Extra points for all claps and a surfeit of exclamation marks.

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